He keeps going back to another conversation when he’s not winning one.
I never want to go to so many funerals in a row ever again.
Have you ever read a story out loud to your dog?
She scattered his ashes around the tree that he had planted last year which died.
Don’t lose your stomach lining over that.
Cut me in half and count the rings.
Every time someone in the family died, my mother scheduled a cruise.
Why does coffee have a table named after it and not tea?
Calvin says, “A coffee table by any other name is still a coffee table. Now a dog bowl by any other name is an ice cream dish.” 
Calvin & Bloggie 