I haven’t posted my regular overheard conversations in a long time, so I’ve got a few.
Two young men walking down the street. One was pouring his heart out about a girl he was attracted to, but wasn’t ready to commit to. He didn’t ask his friend his opinion, but he got it anyway. “It’s like this. You can either buy the book or borrow it from the library,” he said.
A sign on the subway station wall: 
no mocking
no eating
no playing
Have you hugged your local reporter lately? No. Because there aren’t any, only idiots who can’t write a sentence, or give you the facts about a story because they aren’t there! They’re picking it up from a wire service, or worse, from Facebook.
Don’t trust a doctor who lives on pills.
A new study says that saturated fat won’t kill you. That’s because it was sponsored and paid for by the cows.
Don’t believe all the likes a picture or video gets. People in the Philippines get paid to click for a living.
Calvin says, “I overheard a conversation at the dog park. It went like this: Woof, woof, come back here, stop that, that’s nasty!”
Calvin & Bloggie 