All We Like Sheep

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This morning the subway system had a major malfunction. Everything was broken – the tracks, the cars, and even the people. What completely baffles me are the passengers. They’re sheep. Our train was so full we couldn’t squeeze in a fly, but does anybody notice that? When we pulled into the stop, our conductor, realizing the suffocating situation we were in, announced to the crowd on the platform to wait for the train just behind us, which was headed in the same direction and was empty. What did the crowd do? They shoved and pushed their way into our train. I was afraid we would collapse from the load. And then we faced the under water tunnel into the city and I cringed. I have nightmares of a breakdown in the tunnel with no escape unless you like to swim, which I don’t. And I didn’t want to die with this morning’s crowd. They were too stupid. If I’m going to die in an accident, I want to go down with smart people.  Fortunately we made it safely into the city otherwise I wouldn’t be writing this. But it goes to show how people in general do not think, or react well to a scenario that requires reason. If I had been waiting for the train and had had the option of the second train, I would have waited, but then again, I could have been the only one facing the risk of getting trapped in the tunnel with no one else on board but the train operator. At least I’d have had him for company when we died together.

Calvin says, “Stick to walking, always the safest bet unless you run into something ten times your size and then run like hell.”  beagle

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4 thoughts on “All We Like Sheep

  1. Maybe you’d better learn how to swim. People aren’t likely to change anytime soon. 🙂 Or, wait for the empty train and enjoy the ride! Whoever thought of underwater travel anyway- yikes!

  2. If the ground weren’t so absolutely filthy after an experience like this, you might be tempted to kiss it! Glad made it safely through the tunnel.

  3. I’m glad I’m not the only one who expects to die every time I take BART under the Bay. The sad thing is, the new bridge isn’t really a safer alternative–!

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