There was construction going on in a building on my walk to work this morning. The scaffolding was full of workers on several levels, wearing tool belts, yellow fluorescent vests and white hard hats. Two guys were leaning against a parked car, smoking, and watching the work being done. Obviously the crew foremen.
“Hey, Jesus, what country are you from?” one of them said.
Jesus turned around to face them. “What country? From the United States,” he said in perfect English.
The guy who asked the question clearly expected Jesus to say, “Mexico.” But he didn’t. That showed him.
Stereotypes don’t work anymore.
For example, when I see a doctor. They’re from all over the world. Their last names are Carlson or Rodriguez or Ngo, but they’re Americans now. In fact, Carlson might be the real foreigner in the group.
The truth is most of us are immigrants. Scratch the family history and you’ll uncover Aunt Sophie came from Bavaria, Germany by way of her mother’s womb, and Uncle Basil skied into Austria from Budapest when the communists took over, and then boarded a ship to Ellis Island where they changed his name to Bertie.
If we want genuine, 100 percent American heritage, we’ll have to look at England first, or the American Indians.
Calvin says, “It’s true in the dog world, too. You can’t trust a beagle with the name of Waffles.”