Alf and I went to the home improvement store today searching for ice cube trays. You know, to make ice cubes in. The kind you bend and shake in order for the ice cubes to break loose so you can cool your drink.
We walked in, headed for the refrigerator section, and checked the shelves. They weren’t there.
We looked in the housewares area. None there either.
Our third attempt was in the pool section. Crazy, but hey, we were growing desperate.
So we asked a sales clerk.
“Nope, we don’t sell them.”
So Alf and I bought a new toilet instead.
It may not make ice cubes, but at least they haven’t discontinued those.
Calvin says, “You forgot to look in the garden section. You’ll find them filled with dirt with little green things growing out of them.”